suprtek
Ruckster
My wife thinks my Ruckus was a "sacrifice"!
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Post by suprtek on May 28, 2006 21:07:31 GMT -5
OK you will have to excuse my ignorance but I have no idea who Keri or Ron Killings are.  |
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Post by Kami no Chiizu on May 28, 2006 21:46:08 GMT -5
Keri's my girlfriend. Ron Killings is a pro wrestler who uses the nickname "the Truth."
Don't worry, I was on the phone with her when I read your post, and I told her what I posted, and she didn't get it, either. I didn't expect people to.
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suprtek
Ruckster
My wife thinks my Ruckus was a "sacrifice"!
Posts: 273
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Post by suprtek on May 28, 2006 21:53:47 GMT -5
I looked up the wrestler thing....I guess I still don't get the connection but that's ok. Hey! Guess what! This is my 100th post! I'm not a "junior" anymore. ;D
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Post by Kami no Chiizu on May 28, 2006 21:55:36 GMT -5
Keri says it's the truth.I didn't know Ron Killings was up in here... |
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Post by Kami no Chiizu on May 28, 2006 21:55:56 GMT -5
They grow up so fast.
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Post by chanito on May 28, 2006 22:23:57 GMT -5
 Well the Keri comment takes some thinking to get it, i was lost for a while (seems to happen a lot these days) but once you explained the wrestler part it makes sense ;D
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Post by Kami no Chiizu on May 31, 2006 0:06:53 GMT -5
This one is for Teds, I heard it the other day.
God was missing for six days, when Michael, the Archangel, found him on the seventh. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downward through the clouds. "Look, Michael. Look what I've created."
Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," God replied. "And, I've put live on it. I'm going to call it Earth, and it's going to be a place of great balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is one full of black people. Balance in all things," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God, "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plain, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "There is another Washington... wait until you see the idiots I put there."
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suprtek
Ruckster
My wife thinks my Ruckus was a "sacrifice"!
Posts: 273
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Post by suprtek on May 31, 2006 8:28:55 GMT -5
I'm gonna have to remember that one.  Its a good one. ;D |
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Post by Dandy Dan on May 31, 2006 9:58:32 GMT -5
Predicatable but solid |
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Post by tedstaint on Jun 5, 2006 13:15:57 GMT -5
Edit by Dan: Sorry but I really can't leave that joke on here.
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Post by Kami no Chiizu on Jun 7, 2006 22:06:55 GMT -5
Here's one for you, Kimi. A man goes to see his proctologist with a problem. When they get in there, he drops his pants, and has a little bit of lettuce hanging out his rear end. The doctor says that is interesting. And the man replies, "Oh, doc, that's just the tip of the iceberg." |
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Post by Dandy Dan on Jun 8, 2006 8:43:58 GMT -5
Gross but funny |
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Post by Kami no Chiizu on Jun 8, 2006 15:12:53 GMT -5
So, a baby seal walks into a club.
No, that one's just too awful.
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Post by Dandy Dan on Jun 8, 2006 15:48:59 GMT -5
The seal jokes are so good...that's one of my favs.
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Post by Dandy Dan on Jun 8, 2006 16:34:30 GMT -5
The one Kami told is the only one I can remember. There's a whole bunch of them that I've heard but none of the other ones are that short and easy to remember. Here's a lame joke to console you though:
A lawyer, a business man and school boy, a mexican, a jew and a black man, three blonds, a giraffe, a lion and a tiger all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says 'What is this? Some kind of joke?
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Post by Kami no Chiizu on Jun 8, 2006 22:20:02 GMT -5
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, why the long face?
A string walks into a bar, and the bartender tells him, "We don't serve your kind here!" and promptly throws him out. The string wants back inside, and ties himself around an idea.
When he returns to the bar, the bartender asks, "aren't you that string I just tossed out?!"
"No sir, I'm a frayed knot."
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suprtek
Ruckster
My wife thinks my Ruckus was a "sacrifice"!
Posts: 273
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Post by suprtek on Jun 9, 2006 17:55:30 GMT -5
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, why the long face? A string walks into a bar, and the bartender tells him, "We don't serve your kind here!" and promptly throws him out. The string wants back inside, and ties himself around an idea. When he returns to the bar, the bartender asks, "aren't you that string I just tossed out?!" "No sir, I'm a frayed knot." Kami, Kami, Kami.....  |
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Post by Kami no Chiizu on Jun 9, 2006 19:28:22 GMT -5
I'm a horrible person, I know. |
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